Now thats what I call Qatar 26 : Back from the wilderness...

Dear All,

It feels like I have been in the abyss for the last few days, away from civilastion has i have been screwed so hard it hurts all over...

I have barely stopped working for the last 4 days non-stop, including in the evenings as I had a deadline for 1pm today, which i JUST made, thanks alot to the help of the managers PA, thank God for palestinian-jordans, there hardworkers, and if it wasnt for her i would have been screwed!

Talking of Jordan, as the asia games has begun here(dont know how big it is in the rest of the world, but the opening cermony compares very favourably with those of sydney and athens), aneway i watched Uzbexistan(sp?) vs Jordon, and that compares very favourably to a sunday league game of football, however it was fun, and the chances of me watching either team again are slim2say da least! The final score was 3-1 to the Uzbexs,and the stadium was near empty(so much so that there was no seat allocation jus go sit wherever u want!) it was an experience! Uzbexs are odd people though, and if ur reading this from there i appoligize for the generalisation, however theres some who look chincky, some who look mafia russian. some which look arab, jus a random bunch and with a random mix of russian/english/arabic language, and even thuogh i had some photos with them(coming on to facebook shortly!) there a unpleasant bunch!

So im sure many of u are wonding how my team is doing in champ, well ur reading the words of the manager of the year 07-08, thats two years in a row, and why well because im premiership champions 2 years in a row(lets hope jus like reality), and thanks to them amazing success i have had, the FA have appointed me as manager of England. I feel though its time to end it at Manchester United and give England my attention, at least till the next world cup in 2010. I will inform you all of any developments regarding my managerial carrear...

However my football sucess doesnt end there, in Fantasy football, I am still topping all the leagues I am in, including top of Qatar, which has to be one of my claims to fame, and may, jus maybe make my CV if it remains at the end of the year, or I cud jus put 'was top manager in Qatar during 2006' if i lose my spot, cuz its a bloody honour i tell u! I have a big night tonight in the premiership, as 5 of my players are playing tonight! Some people have questioned my squad, but the key to me is I try to learn from my mistakes, last year I didnt do well in fantasy football, I know that may come to a shock for many of you, but its true I made some rookie mistakes, and this year Im not and thats the difference, its not so much my team but me, theres small errors that will cost you points every week, but if u can correct it, then u can make the difference, however Im not dumb, we all know theres a element of luck, and jus so happens i can be quite lucky, especially in love!!

Tonight is the big game of Manchester United vs Benefica, (ok i know my Entries have been quite football related of late, but thats because its a very busy/important time of the year plus not much else in my life on) man utd need a result, otherwise man utd will be out, and from last year we all know benefia can be knobs(we jus do shit against the portguese(remeber porto when jose cockface mourino was in charge, and benefica last year) but were at the theatre of dreams, so hopefully a postive result! Ill be hopefully watching it at a shisha bar, however every1 it seems supports chelsea, and mainly because of the hench negro Didlier Nigroba, so they all want to watch chelsea or local footbal. However last time i managed to watch united play, thanks largely to a old egyptian man(potentiall egypitan mafia if there is such a thing), who kinda wouldnt allow anyone to change the channel, and kept the commentry to english, even though i was the only guy who understood in the whole place! Aneway to counter the whole love for Nigroba I been trying to convince em Man utd are the team to follow as Saha is black too, but they jus dont seem to accept him as one of their own...

Aneway i Best go but take care of yourselves

Asif